AI roasts. Better rooms.

Your room called.
It wants a roast.

Upload one photo. CookedBot finds the questionable layout, the chaos, and the design choices that have been getting away with murder.

One photo×Story-ready card×Private by default
roomroast.ai
Room Roast Live verdicts

Upload a photo
of your room.

Our AI will roast it.

No quiz. No makeover fantasy.

Roast score

7.4/10

The roast studio

One photo. No mercy.

The roast stays on the room. We skip faces, people, and anything personal.

Drop your room photo

JPG, PNG, or WebP. Give us the full chaotic scene—not a tiny decor close-up.

Max 8 MB · processed only to create your roast

What happens next

  1. 01

    We inspect the room, not the people in it.

  2. 02

    CookedBot writes one sharp, design-focused verdict.

  3. 03

    You get a 9:16 card ready for the group chat.

Your photo stays private until you choose to share the card.

The comeback

Laugh now. Fix it for real later.

Turn the verdict into a practical redesign brief: layout changes, a palette that makes sense, and specific moves to make the room less roastable.

Fix My Room

$4

  • 01 A room-specific redesign brief
  • 02 Layout, lighting, and decor direction
  • 03 A genuinely fixable next step
See redesign options

Redesign checkout opens through MadeThis when it goes live.

August glow-up challenge

The least roastable room wins.

Post your roast, tag a friend who needs to submit evidence, then come back with the glow-up. The leaderboard resets every month.

Enter your room
Current legendsScore
01

@sofa_king_tired

The beige insurgency

9.8
02

@plantparent.exe

Leafy, not lucky

9.4
03

@couchsurfingirl

Pillow fort with rent

9.1

Teaser leaderboard—challenge rankings open when community submissions launch.